Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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