The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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