i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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