We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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