Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i need some magic done to my vagina
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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