i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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