I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Randomize
