lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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