Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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