every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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