haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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