grandma shit on top of the toilet
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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