nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
how drunk are you?
Several
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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