She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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