thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
