So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Randomize