I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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