So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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