He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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