That's intense
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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