I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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