Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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