I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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