I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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