All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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