The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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