Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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