Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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