How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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