he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I need to align my fucking chakras
Randomize
