i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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