haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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