who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
As shirtless as possible
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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