For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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