So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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