the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm bleeding and have questions
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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