I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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