The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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