return my video game
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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