IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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