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• (703): View more from Virginia

  bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.

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• (925): View more from California

  is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.

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• (845): View more from New York

  You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.

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