these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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