It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.