I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
