we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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