dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
come find me please
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?