Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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