if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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