Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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