dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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