nut hugger
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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