Nicole vs. Life
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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