): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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