Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm jealous of your bromance
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
