She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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