He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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