You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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