yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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