I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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