After last night, I could never be a politician.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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