Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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