That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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