can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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