I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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